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Dirty Elf


Once everyone goes to bed, the elf flies back to the North Pole to report back to Santa about what activities, good and bad, took place throughout the day. Before the family wakes up each night, the scout elf flies back from the North Pole and hides. By hiding in a new spot each morning around the house, the scout elf and the family play an ongoing game of hide and seek. The Elf on the Shelf explains that elves get their magic by being named. In the back of each book, families have an opportunity to write their elf’s name and the date that they adopted it. Once the elf is named, the scout elf receives its special Christmas magic which allows it to fly to and from the North Pole. However, the magic might go if touched, so the rule for The Elf on the Shelf states: “There’s only one rule that you have to follow so I will come back and be here tomorrow: Please do not touch me. My magic might go, and Santa won’t hear all I’ve seen or I know.” Although families aren’t supposed to touch their scout elf, they can talk to it and tell it all their Christmas wishes so it can report back to Santa accurately. On Christmas Day the elf will leave for the rest of the year until Thanksgiving comes.1

When you live in a house such as ours, our elf gets into mischief and sometimes she is naughty.

Last night she was found in the Christmas tree. Today she was found below the TV in the front room, well I will just post the picture of her so you can see for yourself!  The look in her eyes were priceless!

Elf on a shelf

Elf on a shelf

 

1- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elf_on_the_Shelf

 

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Posted by on December 22, 2012 in Misc Pictures

 

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Swingers Rules


There are many sites out there that talk about different rules.  There are rules for Parties and there are Personal Rules.

I we are not real big into the party or club scene, so I can only speak of the personal rules.

In all the rules you need to know they vary from person to person.  If your interested in a couple, one of the biggest things is to have the open communication of the rules.  Be prepared however to be liberal on your rules a little bit, they are able to be bent but never BROKEN!   In your conversation with others in the Lifestyle, you may learn new rules you would like to apply.  You may also learn why they don’t practice a rule that you do and you may find it to be a good reason and together with mutual agreement abolish that rule all together!

These rules and beliefs belong to our lives specifically.  They are generally widely accepted across the lifestyle and are a good starting point for you and your spouse. Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on August 9, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Pornography: Is it cheating?


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I have read places in the past where people (women in particular) have been threatened by the sight of pornography.  They have felt like their man is cheating on them when he views nude women in a book or on the internet.

So here I go with a guy’s outlook on pornography, ok so again it may not be the outlook for every guy but it is my opinion.

There is a fine line between porn and art.  To me the naked human body is something that I enjoy viewing, as a piece of art.  The poses and unrestricted movement of the body without clothing is inspiring to me.    The way different bodies curve.  All of the different shapes and sizes of the human body, which are never exactly the same.  The human body really is a work to be examined and awed about.

Pornography is completely different to some extent.  With depictions of the human body engaged in different sexual positions, this does not always require it to be smutty.  Some Pornographic figures can be done in an artful way.

 

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Posted by on March 8, 2011 in Blog Entry

 

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