Dirty Elf

Once everyone goes to bed, the elf flies back to the North Pole to report back to Santa about what activities, good and bad, took place throughout the day. Before the family wakes up each night, the scout elf flies back from the North Pole and hides. By hiding in a new spot each morning around the house, the scout elf and the family play an ongoing game of hide and seek. The Elf on the Shelf explains that elves get their magic by being named. In the back of each book, families have an opportunity to write their elf’s name and the date that they adopted it. Once the elf is named, the scout elf receives its special Christmas magic which allows it to fly to and from the North Pole. However, the magic might go if touched, so the rule for The Elf on the Shelf states: “There’s only one rule that you have to follow so I will come back and be here tomorrow: Please do not touch me. My magic might go, and Santa won’t hear all I’ve seen or I know.” Although families aren’t supposed to touch their scout elf, they can talk to it and tell it all their Christmas wishes so it can report back to Santa accurately. On Christmas Day the elf will leave for the rest of the year until Thanksgiving comes.1

When you live in a house such as ours, our elf gets into mischief and sometimes she is naughty.

Last night she was found in the Christmas tree. Today she was found below the TV in the front room, well I will just post the picture of her so you can see for yourself!  The look in her eyes were priceless!

Elf on a shelf

 

1- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elf_on_the_Shelf

 

 

Jumping in HEAD first!

I am sorry for the LONG delay in writing, life has happened so quickly and we have kind of been keeping to ourselves.  However I had something brought to my attention lately and I wanted to elaborate on this a bit.  Some of this post may be kind of a re-run of other posts but that’s okay.

My wife and I have been approached recently by a person asking questions.  It started when my wife was jokingly talking to her and told her she was just “scared to try it.”  She has known the lifestyle we partake in on occasions and has asked questions for years.  Until recently, she has not been asking serious questions.  After this comment she started getting serious and asking detailed questions.

One of the suggestions this friend came up with to get her involved was having a party and letting things “just happen.”   This is an awesome idea, if and only if everyone involved is accustomed to this lifestyle.

After my wife and I visited about this situation we decided to sit down and together write this blog.

 

When They Fall In Love.

Here is a quick personal experience.

I have spoken about the “Rules” and I have spoken about their being a “Separation of Love.”

If you will recall, among the rules was

DO NOT FALL IN LOVE

During play, YOU are OUR toy! Like wise, WE are YOUR toy! We will each enjoy playing with our toys!

We already have our favorite toy we love and that is each other.  There is not room in our relationship for another person to love romantically.

We love all our friends, with friend love.

 

Married Man, Single Female.

As I was surfing the Internet with Maury show in the back ground.  I kept hearing the same thing over and over again. “Have you had sex with anyone she does not know about? You stated NO, and that was a Lie.”

After hearing this, I got to thinking about why someone would cheat.  In this blog I am going to be referring to “Him” as being the cheater, mainly due to the fact that the picture I choose to use demonstrates this.  However, I believe that women are just as likely to be the cheater as the man.

Now I know that I haven’t spent any time in a college and I don’t have someone telling me I am good enough to give advise.  So if you’re looking for a text-book answer, move on.  This is what I believe and have seen over and over again.

 

Sex Sales

I have dropped out of the Post a Day challenge, It’s not that I don’t enjoy writing or that I don’t have anything to write about.  Lately, I have been focusing on my business website and building clientele there.

Don’t stress, I haven’t forgotten about my faithful follower(s) here.

I conducted a small experiment on this site and now have the results.  I was conducting a “Picture a day” of myself and posting, as you can see those are gone.  Along with the pic a day, I was posting about random items that I found interesting.

Of all the posts, my most hits were on my SEX posts.  This only goes to show that sex sells.

Calvin Klein among others has this figured out!  Use sex in your advertisements, and you will get noticed.

The only post that even came close to my sex postings were the SEO (Search Engine Optimization.)

With that in mind, I think I should write a book about SEO using random sexual pictures to keep it noticed.

OK, so I’m not even going to ACT like this surprises me or I am the first person to notice this.

 

Swingers .. It is a Separation of Love

There seems to be a lot of confusion about swingers.

Before I get started, I want to make it known that I am not claiming to be a swinger. On the other hand, I am not saying I am not a swinger.  If it matters to you that much, make a decision and there you have it.

I have heard that swingers are usually “Old people.”  That is not always true. There people of all ages and races.

Swingers are couples only, not singles.  The singles may get invited with the couple but that in its self does not make the single a swinger.

Swingers engage in all types of activity, including but not limited to:

 

 

Pornography: Is it cheating?

Image via Wikipedia

I have read places in the past where people (women in particular) have been threatened by the sight of pornography.  They have felt like their man is cheating on them when he views nude women in a book or on the internet.

So here I go with a guy’s outlook on pornography, ok so again it may not be the outlook for every guy but it is my opinion.

There is a fine line between porn and art.  To me the naked human body is something that I enjoy viewing, as a piece of art.  The poses and unrestricted movement of the body without clothing is inspiring to me.    The way different bodies curve.  All of the different shapes and sizes of the human body, which are never exactly the same.  The human body really is a work to be examined and awed about.

Pornography is completely different to some extent.  With depictions of the human body engaged in different sexual positions, this does not always require it to be smutty.  Some Pornographic figures can be done in an artful way.

 

 

Sex styles!

Image via Wikipedia

As I have said before, I believe don’t believe my blog is going to be one that a lot of people can continually connect to.  I plan on talking about all sorts of different topics from opinions– (which I have a lot of and so does everyone else, sex, relationships,  blog ideas/hints and  tricks.

 

Today I plan on dropping into the sexual aspect a little bit.

I want to talk about the different types of sex and focus on one type in particular.